just got fucked. lol, you?

I'm sitting up with Courtney and Sara discussing last nights events and how ridiculous our lives are. SO where do I begin? OK, here goes:

I started drinking at about 4pm with Natalie and got wasted shortly thereafter. After skipping around town for a few hours I went to Katie's art show with Courtney and enjoyed some art, quiche, and champagne. Then we walked back into town and attempted to enter the Meck, but apparently they wanted to charge $5 to get into "that shithole" in Courtney's words. Then we went to Twan's..obviously..and Doug my fucking bff bought us dranks and chilled. I had a radar on a certain dude who shall not be named the ENTIRE night and that of course was another giant waste of time. Anyway, we went to 3 Onions after that and danced and saw CORY! and drank more. Courtney and I continued to creep on any and everyone..then she left..and I chilled with Brad and company and he hated on dude who shall not be named for a while and we went back to tony's and probably drank more. At some point in the night I ended up at the Meck with dude who shall not be named's friends and we eventually all were hanging out in Shaw. Wow. I have never had a more ridiculous night..wait. Yeah I have. Anyway, best part: As I'm sitting listening to one dude sweat TPain's nuts, dude who shall not be named is fucking glued to this guitar. Like, will not let the shit go...then other dude starts fucking RAPPING?? TO AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR?? WA-HAT?? So I'm in a bed between two dudes and one would rather fuck a guitar and God knows what's going on in the other's head and of course..here I am just sittin..chillin. Not gettin shit. Same old story. So TPain comes to this dude's room and we scoot out and dude who shall not be named comes with me to Courtney's apartment building where we see a friend outside his apartment, so we go in to chat and at this point dude who shall not be named promptly clapped his hands together and says, "Well, I'm gonna go, give me a hug." and then peaces the fuck out. OH OKAY I'LL JUST CHILL HERE. This was at like 4:30am by the way.

Where was Sara during all this? 9.5 times.
I am still drunk and wondering when this is going to wear off..hopefully NEVER. Life is awesome.